Vote for me!

Nadherna parodia Joela Achenbacha na americku kampan pred midterm election.

ochutnavka:

"I do not believe in negative campaigning and have ignored the ugly name-calling by my opponent, who is a criminal, a cretin and a foul-smelling lush."

"I am proud that I managed to funnel $200 million for the construction of an eight-lane suspension bridge linking two uninhabited islands that are part of a national wildlife refuge. Lots of jobs and profits, no actual cars, no furry critters get hurt. Everyone wins!"

"It is true that, as a young man, I often wore a white sheet and a hood with eyeholes cut out, but that was the fashion of the time."


Enjoy :-)

Posted by: skMarine at 20:42 | link | comments (1)
usa

America Alone

Zaujimavy a v niektorych castiach i vtipny rozhovor o stave sveta s americkym novinarom Markom Steynom.

Najzabavnejsi je najma uvod,len skoda, ze je to v mnohom i skutocnost:

"Well, the short answer to that is that after 9/11 the president told the world you’re either with us or you’re with the terrorists and some of our “allies” (i.e., Belgium) checked the neither-of-the-above box and some of our “allies” (i.e., Saudi Arabia) checked the both-of-the-above box, and in neither case did it make any difference.

 “Ally” is largely a post-modern term these days meaning

(a) duplicitous backstabber who puts you through months of negotiations to water down your U.N. Security Council resolution to utter meaninglessness or

(b) NATO military comrade who requires months of schmoozing and black-tie photo-ops in order for you to crowbar out of him a token commitment of a couple of hundred troops he’s willing to deploy in-theatre as long as it’s in a non-combat role and preferably three provinces away from where the fighting’s taking place. Even “supportive” allies are deploying less than the Vermont National Guard and for a much bigger diplomatic effort."

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usa

Tava s pivom

Heh, zda sa, ze Danom nestacilo.

Danska TV uverejnila dokument zo zivota mladeze. Zhodou okolnosti to boli privrzenci Ludovej strany, ktora sa netaji nie prave priaznivym postojom voci imigrantom etc. A zhodou okolnosti si ti mladeznici usporiadali vlastnu sutaz karikatur pod nazvom Uraz Mohameda.

Prve naznaky toho, co to urobi, sa uz objavili.

‘In Islam, death is the penalty for insulting the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH), visually through a caricature or verbally, except if the doer regrets his deed and promises not to repeat it,’ said Fausan Al Ansori, a spokesman for the hardline Indonesian Muhajehdin Council.

Ale aby som bol ferovy, nastastie sa objavili aj opacne nazory.

"It was clear that they were intentionally provoking Muslims, they enjoy seeing Muslims angry ... we should express denouncement through peaceful way," Din Syamsuddin, chairman of Muhammadiyah, the second largest Muslim group in Indonesia said.

tu je zopar ukazok z dokumentu

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Posted by: skMarine at 23:38 | link | comments (3)
europe, islam

Hadanka

Kto je autorom tychto slov?

"The present world is in pressing need of ethical values, and respect for all human beings. We all shall believe these principles."

Kto prska bez znalosti?

"I would like to ask you whether anybody outside these two ruling Parties has reached the U.S presidency, you are more aware that I that the whole U.S. administration is in the hands of two groups. Are the Americans tastes only summarized into two groups? Do you allow anybody outside these two groups to be a candidate for the presidential position? You never give him a chance to get elected. If there is even one case in your history, you may announce it."

Kto klame?

"But in our country there is freedom"

"We have held the most liberal election."

Odpoved sa da najst tu, v novom prispevku dotycneho

Posted by: skMarine at 19:37 | link | comments
iran